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The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions by Adam Sandler |
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions MP3 Music Download Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien : "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall." Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!" Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile." Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!" Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus." Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!" Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background." Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!" Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son." Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of shit too!" Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn." Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!" Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school." Buffoon: "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!" Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success." Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!" Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?" Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now." Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense." Buffoon: "One time I ate my neighbors shit!" Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month." Buffoon: "I bet you got really hairy balls." Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye." Free Adam Sandler Mp3 Music Downloads |
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